What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
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Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
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Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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