I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Randomize
