Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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