You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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