I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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