By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
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i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
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I want to be your penis for a week.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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