nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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