his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
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Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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