You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
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i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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