walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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