You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Randomize
