But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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