I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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