what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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