do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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