I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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