i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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