So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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