That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
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I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
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I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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