The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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