Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Randomize
