I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
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