what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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