so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
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wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
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My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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