READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
