just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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