Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
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There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
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I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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