I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
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