No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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