census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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