its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
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He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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