Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
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