they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
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Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
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i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.