i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
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beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
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Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY