I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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