Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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