I don't remember. Are we still dating?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
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I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
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They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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