dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I would fuck him just for his dog
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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