walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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