Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
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Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.