The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better