U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
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If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out