i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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