I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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They have a pepper shaker for pot.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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