remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
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I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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