ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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