I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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