we made out on top of his cat.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
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Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
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he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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