My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
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