My first STD was from a foam party
He is an equal opportunity slut.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
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Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I love you.
Bad choice
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