your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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