What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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