i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I could fuck to npr.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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