we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
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No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
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So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
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