Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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