Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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