i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
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apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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