North Korea, Best Korea!
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
May the power of my ass compel you!!
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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