Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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